My exercise regimes over the past decade:
2001: Dancing at the Redback (Australian bar), Acton, West London
2002: Weekend dancing that the Redback, plus daily trips to the gym
2003: Occasional dancing at the Redback. Daily trips to the gym.
2004: No dancing. Some gym trips but have started to notice the way my bits wobble and I don't really like it.
2005: Time to give myself a stiff talking to. Twice weekly personal trainer sessions. Occasional swimming.
2006: Nothing. At. All.
2007: Ditto. Apart from one morning of Davina's Power of Three. Hideous.
2008: Time to give myself a stiff talking to (sound familiar?). Occasional trips to the gym. For about three weeks.
2009: Oh, what's the point?
2010: Why, why, why?
I need to dig up some will power from somewhere before I have to be lifted out of my deathbed by a fire crew using a crane and some heavy duty cutting equipment.